My friends are always like “Man, what happened?! Y’all didn’t get together? She was all over you.” and I feel the need to correct their lapse in observation. You see, YES they were over there but here’s the thing: girls don’t want to have sex with me, they just want to talk AT me for various lengths of time and then go find other dudes to sleep with. Which is frustrating, cause I’m not trying to carry a conversation for shit. BITCH, I’M TRYING TO GET SOME CUTTY!!
Give me sex.