fuck it.

I never write anything on here that’s my own words, just reposts on reposts on reposts, but I figure since no one really even looks at my blog…fuck it, why not ramble on for a lil bit. I could talk about anything right now and no one would ever see it. I don’t really have anything of true importance to say anyway though, but I never do so it won’t be much different from usual. I drank a lot of wine tonight. Wine is good, it’s a universal truth. Some people don’t really get down with it, they say they don’t like the taste of it or it gives them a headache…fuck them. They wouldn’t know what good was if it came up to them and shit on their foreheads. They probably read Twilight too. On an un-wine-related note, I kinda want to watch It Takes Two…that shit with the Olsen twins where they play…twins. You’re judging me right now, all 3 of you that are reading this…go to hell. I know that movie is horrible, but I watched the fuck out of it when I was younger and this vino has got me feeling nostalgic. Plus, it has Steve Guttenberg in it so it’s not entirely a bust. I just had to google that to make sure it was actually him…it was. Kirstie Alley was also in it, before she turned into a beached whale. That was a low blow, I’m not trying to offend fat people…just Kirstie Alley. Tighten your shit up. Unless at the time of this post you’re at a skinnier point in your life, in which case, kudos. It ain’t easy turning down that last slice of pizza or cup of beer. I know all to well, I’m growing titties where my pecs used to be. But, I digress and I start sentences with conjunctions, suck my dick. I was talking about It Takes Two and how it’s a horrible movie, yet I still want to watch it at this moment. I realize it probably wouldn’t be nearly as good unless I was high. I am not high though. The government has robbed me of my marijuana privileges for the next 6 months…fucking assholes. People lie, rape, steal and kill on a regular basis but I can’t smoke a little bowl pack to make It Takes Two a better, more enjoyable movie. That’s that bullshit. I mainly just wanted to use It Takes Two to facilitate me talking about how pissed I am that I can’t smoke weed anymore. Mission, accomplished. Now I’m going to go cook some goddamn french fries and drink some more wine. End rant.

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A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT. FUCKING NETWORK EXECS CAN NEVER LEAVE GOOD ENOUGH ALONE. I HOPE THEY DON’T LET THIS SHOW TURN TO SHIT LIKE HAS HAPPENED WITH SIMILAR SITUATIONS AND SHOWS IN THE PAST. DAN, YOU WILL BE MISSED!